QUIZ How Bitchy Are You?

Your flatmate keeps borrowing your stuff without permission. What will you do?

1. talk to her/him politely and say how you feel about it.
2. lock your room and think ‘try now, buster!’
3. lend her/him some outfit you’ve sprinkled with a special powder causing an allergy

Which three words best describe you?

1. lovely, helpful, sincere
2. cowardly, impulsive, intolerant
3. mean, arrogant, sarcastic

One of your colleagues says “I feel unattractive.” What are you going to say?

1. „Come off it! You are the sexiest chick in the office”
2. „You’re not the hottest woman around here but it’s not that bad. Take it easy.”
3. „You’re not a beauty, you see… Why don’t you have plastic surgery on your nose?”

You’re in a pub with your workmates who are complimenting the woman (you don’t like) on her sexy dress. What will you do?

1. pay her a compliment as well.
2. smile, but deep down hope you’ll get a better dress as soon as possible.
3. say aloud ‘Did you buy it in a second-hand shop?’

If you could be an animal, you would be a …

1. dog because it is so faithful
2. snake because everyone is afraid of it
3. skunk because you could piss on your enemies

You’re in a restaurant and your meal is a bit cold. What will you do?

1. eat it anyway. There are a lot of clients and one waitress to serve all of them
2. tell the waitress it’s too cold with a smirk on your face
3. start yelling at her and demand to talk to the manager

One of your best friends rents a DVD but it’s a movie you hate. What will you do?

1. watch it with him/her and pretend that you love it.
2. say that you’d rather watch something else.
3. scratch the DVD with keys while your friend is in the toilet.

You’re on the bus and the passenger who is sitting next to you has bad breath. What are you going to do?

1. You decide to change your seat immediately.
2. Offer him a Tic Tac.
3. Say ‘Oh, man, did you eat shit the other night?’

You’re in a supermarket standing in a queue. An elderly lady comes up to you and asks if she can stand in front of you. What will you say?

1. ‘No problem. I’m not in a hurry’
2. ‘I’m really sorry, but my partner is waiting for me outside’ (naturally, it’s a lie)
3. ‘Pardon me?! You can wait like everyone else!’

Your best friend is depressed as  her boyfriend has just split up with her.  You’ll …

1. tell her to stop complaining and give some advice to cheer her up.
2. ignore her because you don’t really care about her problem. In fact, it’s the third guy she has dated this month.
3. be happy as you can date her ex-boyfriend now.