QUIZ How Bitchy Are You?

Your flatmate likes borrowing your things without permission. What will you do?

1. talk to her/him politely and say how you feel about it
2. lock your room with a key and think ‘try now, buster’
3. give her/him some outfit that you sprinkled with a special powder causing an allergy

Which three words describe you best. Be honest, please!

1. lovely, helpful, sincere
2. cowardly, impulsive, intolerant
3. mean, arrogant, sarcastic

You’re at work and one of your colleagues is telling you she feels that she’s unattractive. What will you tell her?

1. „You’re joking! You are the sexiest chick in the office”
2. „Maybe you’re not the hottest woman around her but it’s not that bad. Look at me!”
3. „You’re not a beauty, you see. You can always have some plastic surgery”

You’re in a pub with friends. They are complimenting the girl (you don’t like) on a new sweater. How will you behave?

1. join them and try to smile
2. feel jealous and you’re literally dying deep inside
3. say aloud ‘Did you get that in a second-hand shop?’

If you could be an animal, you would be a …

1. dog because it is so faithful
2. snake because everyone is afraid of it
3. skunk because you could piss on your enemies

You’re at a restaurant and your meal is a bit cold. What will you do?

1. eat it anyway. There are a lot of clients and one waitress to serve all of them
2. tell the waitress it’s too cold with a smirk on your face
3. start yelling at her and demand to talk to the manager

One of your best friends rents a DVD but it’s a movie you hate. What will you do?

1. watch it with him/her and pretend that you love it
2. say that you prefer a different one and you’re not going to watch it
3. scratch the DVD with keys while your friend is in the toilet.

You’re on the bus and the passenger sitting next to you has bad breath. How will you react?

1. you change your seat immediately
2. offer him a Tic Tac
3. say ‘man, did you eat shit or what?’

You’re in a supermarket waiting in a queue. An elderly lady comes up to you and asks if she can stand in front of you. What will you say?

1. ‘No problem. I’m not in a hurry’
2. ‘I’m really sorry but my partner is waiting for me outside’ (which is a lie, of course)
3. ‘You’re joking! I’m not going to stand here even a minute longer’

Your best friend comes over to you to tell you her boyfriend has just split up with her. She is depressed. You …

1. tell her to stop complaining and give some advice to cheer her up.
2. ignore her because you don’t really care about her problem. It’s the third guy she has had this month.
3. start thinking in your head that you have a chance to date her ex-boyfriend now.